Let me tell you, folks, these PERFECT SNACKS Organic Chocolate Covered whatever-they-ares are NOT the one that got away. In fact, I wish they would just leave me alone like an Ex That I Used to Know. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love me some chocolate and I appreciate that they're organic and all that, but something about these just isn't right.
The texture is all wrong. The chocolate is too thick and the filling is too dense. It's like biting into a rock, except instead of minerals you get quinoa. And don't even get me started on the taste. It's like they forgot to add any sugar or flavor or anything that might make it enjoyable. Just bland, boring, and dry. Again, it's like the opposite of a Katy Perry song.
I give these a solid 2 out of 10. The only reason they don't get a 1 is because they're technically edible and I didn't break a tooth while eating them. But I cannot in good conscience recommend these to anyone unless you're trying to start a weird cult that only eats things that taste like disappointment. Save your money and your taste buds and pass on these.
The texture is all wrong. The chocolate is too thick and the filling is too dense. It's like biting into a rock, except instead of minerals you get quinoa. And don't even get me started on the taste. It's like they forgot to add any sugar or flavor or anything that might make it enjoyable. Just bland, boring, and dry. Again, it's like the opposite of a Katy Perry song.
I give these a solid 2 out of 10. The only reason they don't get a 1 is because they're technically edible and I didn't break a tooth while eating them. But I cannot in good conscience recommend these to anyone unless you're trying to start a weird cult that only eats things that taste like disappointment. Save your money and your taste buds and pass on these.